🚨 The WORST Crypto crash is coming!
Ye crash sab ki band baja de ga...
AoA, Hustler. This is the Inspired Analyst newsletter jahan tumhari portfolio ko uper or cholesterol ko kam karne ke totke bataye jate hain.
(Really? I’m not joking about the cholesterol part… end pe dekh lena)
Ab aj ki outline dekh lo or jo pasand aye use prh lo:
💀 The Worst Crypto Crash Is Coming = Huge Benefit.
🤔 Government ka Dajjal ki sawari ko tough competition.
🥇 Tum aik ‘ L ’ egend… bano ge thanks to me.
The Worst Crypto Crash = Huge Benefit 🤕
Crypto ka worst crash ho sakta hai tum keh rai ho ke us main benefit hai…
Main tumhain sara scene batati ke is main benefit kis ka hai or ye CRASH aye ga kyun?
America filhal all-time high debt ke under hai… 37 frikkin TRILLION!
Or wo ye sara qarza crypto ke zariye utarna chahta hai…
Ye dekho:
Sab se kam debt liya tha Clinton ne or sab se zyada liya tha Trump ne.
Clinton = 1.3T+
Trump = 7T+
Trump (new) = 1T
Or is time ye debt 37T reach kar raha hai.
Lekin ab is debt ko khatam kese karna hai?
Well: Recently…
Russia ke president Putin ke advisor nay signal diya hai ke America stablecoins or Gold ko use kar ke apna sara debt utarne wal hai..
Or wo ho ga kese?
Wo bhi samajh lete hain…
Tether or Circle US treasuries ke top holders main add hain.
Or is waqt is info ko secret rakha jaa raha hai.
US main in claims ki sources bhi ura di gai hain.
It displays 404 when you try to retrieve them.
or agar tum is sare debt ko Coinmarketcap main ja ke tether main dalo ge to wo ye show kare ga.
Ab ye aik stable coin hai lekin tum ye note karo ge ke ye bhi kam hua tha 2017 main.
Matlab 2017 main ye $0.921 tak gira nahi, giraya gya tha.
Toh debt to automatically neeche agaya ke nahi?
In Short:
Ye log Gold or crypto market ko asmaano tak le ja kar…
Use thaa kr ke neeche phaink dein ge.
Government ka Dajjal ki sawari ko tough competition. 🤔
Bhai ye to hum sab jante dajjal ki sawari bohat tez ho gi..
Or Allah hamara emaan mazboot rakhe us ke samne…
Lekin us ki sawari ke lambe kaan bhi kuch na hon ge hamari Govt ke samne.
Tumhara sara data is waqt dark web par ho skta hai.
Ye main nahi keh rahi. ye keh rahi hain International news sources like Reuters…
Amnesty international ki is report ke release hone ke baad.
Jis ke according, almost 4 million Pakistaniyo ka data actively tapped ho raha hai…
Tum kis se baat karte ho, kya post karte ho, ya kya dekhte ho.
ye sb record ho raha hai.
On top of that…
Chinese technology se banaye hue ye firewall 20 lakh sessions ek saath block karte hain jis ki wajah se tum websites open karna to dur tumhain show hi nahi hoti.
Or isi chinese built system se hi social media par content ko restricct kiya ja raha hai.
650,000 websites block hain already! YouTube, Facebook, X - sab restricted
Ab samjhe beta? Ese hi black vigo nahi aajati ghar ke bahir.
Or amnesty ki report ke mutabiq…
Pakistani government ye sab chinese, UAE or german technology ki help se kar rahi hai.
Or china to mashhoor hai data exploitation main…
Is liye kuch bhi post karne ya calls pe baat karne se pehle 2 bar soch zarur liya karo..
ORACLE ki Cholesterol Control Medicine.
Tum aik ‘ L ’ egend… bano ge thanks to me.
Aj main tumhain oracle ki taraf se banai hui cholesterol ki medicine dene wali hun…
Han… tumhara stress dur karne kle liye Oracle ne free certificates nikale hain.
So let’s sum it up:
OpenAI signed a deal to buy $300 billion worth of computing power from Oracle over roughly five years, starting in ~2027.
This is one of the largest cloud-computing contracts ever.
(Meaning Job opportunities)
It ties into a bigger project called Project Stargate, a joint AI infrastructure initiative by OpenAI + Oracle + SoftBank etc., investing in data centres and compute capacity.
Or ye pichle 2 mahino se bohat hyped hain.
Har jagah tech spaces main sab isi ki baat kar rahe…
Lekin kyun:
Simple baat hai yaar: Oracle ke free certs is liye itne hyped hain kyunki normally ye exams 100–300 dollar ke hotay hain, aur abhi October 31, 2025 tak free mil rahe hain.
Doosri cheez ye ke Oracle ek bara naam hai cloud world mein (AWS, Azure, Google ke saath).
Agar tumhare CV pe “Oracle Certified” likha ho, employers ko lagta hai banda serious hai aur cloud skills rakhta hai.
Aur kyunke in me AI, security aur cloud wale tracks hain…
—jo abhi sabse zyada demand mein hain…
Log pagal ho kar grab kar rahe hain.
In short: Free + in-demand skills + bara naam = hype.
Chaahe tum directly Oracle ke saath kaam karo ya na karo, ye certs tumhari value barhate hain resume pe.
Oracle is basically giving out a bunch of their cloud certifications for free right now.
Normally these exams cost a lot, but until October 31, 2025, you can do the training and take certain exams (like cloud, AI, and security ones) without paying.
To kya tumhain lene chahiye?
Yes.
Hell friking yesss!!!
You’ll thank me later.
Or agar chahte ho ke tumhain konse certificate karne chahiye…
To yahan par puch lo…
I’ll explain the details.
Right…
So let’s meet in next one…
Signing Off,
Team Inspired Analyst.
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